Category Archives: Funny

Coming to Netflix Canada In February

The highlights coming to Netflix in February is Season 1 of Altered Carbon Mute, starring Alexander Skarsgard and Paul Rudd.  Fullmetal Alchemist live action adaption of the hit Japanese Anime series.  Also Everything Sucks, Season 1 about high school misfits in 1996 in the AV and drama club.

Coming To Netflix in February

Avail 2/1

  • 42 Grams
  • About Time
  • American Fable
  • Apollo 13
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Blue Crush
  • Damnation – Season 1
  • Dynasty – Season 1
  • Friday Night Lights
  • Ghost in the Shell
  • How the Beatles Changed the World
  • How to Be Single
  • In Good Company
  • John Mellencamp: Plan Spoken
  • Liberated: The New Sexual Revolution
  • Limitless
  • Lovesick
  • Moon
  • Nightcrawler
  • Oculus
  • Paint it Black
  • Powder – Season 1
  • Ray
  • Riverdale
  • Rolling Stones: Crossfire Hurricane
  • S.W.A.T.
  • Secret in Their Eyes
  • Serie Norie – Season 1
  • Take Me Home Tonight
  • The Danish Girl
  • The Mermaid
  • The Nutty Professor
  • The Strange Name Movie
  • The Theory of Everything
  • The Transporter Refueled
  • Under Arrest – Season 8
  • Z Nation – Season 4

Avail 2/2

  • Altered Carbon – Season 1
  • Coach Snoop
  • Homefront
  • Kavin Jay: Everybody Calm Down
  • Luna Petunia: Return to Amazia – Season 1
  • On Body and Soul
  • The Mindy Project

Avail 2/5

  • 24: Legacy – Season 1

Avail 2/6

  • Black Lighting – Season 1 – New Episodes Weekly
  • Fred Armisen: Standup For Drummers
  • Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

Avail 2/7

  • A Most Violent Year
  • Fun with Dick & Jane
  • Imposters – Season 1
  • Midnight Special
  • Queer Eye – Season 1

Avail 2/9

  • Baywatch
  • Fate/Apocrypha
  • First Kill
  • My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman: George Clooney
  • Seeing Allred
  • The Ritual
  • The Trader (Sovdagari)
  • When We First Met

Avail 2/12

  • SAFE

Avail 2/13

  • Trophy

Avail 2/14

  • Greenhouse Academy
  • Love Per Square Foot

Avail 2/15

  • 2 Guns
  • Deep Undercover Collection – Collection 2
  • Django Unchained
  • Machine Gun Preacher
  • Re:Mind – Season 1
  • Snitch
  • The Heart of Man
  • The Intouchables
  • The Vatican Tapes
  • Unleashed

Avail 2/17

  • Blood Money

Avail 2/18

  • The Final Year
  • The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale

Avail 2/19

  • Dismissed
  • FullMetal Alchemist
  • Mama

Avail 2/20

  • Bates Motel – Season 5
  • The Frankenstein Chronicles – Season 1-2

Avail 2/21

  • The Bachelors
  • Forgotten

Avail 2/23

  • Marseille – Season 2
  • Mute
  • Seven Sounds – Season 1
  • Ugly Delicious – Season 11

Avail 2/26

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice
  • Begin Again
  • People You May Know
  • The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards
  • The Rift: Dark Side of the Moon
  • Winnie

Avail 2/27

  • Derren Brown: The Push
  • iZombie – Season 4- New Episodes Weekly
  • Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

Avail 2/28

  • Big Bear
  • Burnt
  • Paw Patrol – Season 4 – New Episodes

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Tron: Legacy


Wayne’s World


Mission: Impossible


Saving Private Ryan


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They Need The Fantastic Four

The FF are unfortunately and very visibly missing form the MCU and with that horrible iterations that came out we can safely say the rights desperately need to be reverted back to Marvel.  Now that being said I believe it needs to happen sooner that later as it would help quell the injustice Marvel has subjected white people with.

Yes, you just read that right: injustice to the white people. With all these politically correct motivated changes to characters via their back story or even their ethnicity (looking at you Heimdal) I honestly believe the FF need to be released as they should be: all white and all American.

It just feels that they (white people) are not being represented and with Luke Cage and Black Panther making white America feeling some what uncomfortable kinda of way it’s time they get a Marvel movie just for them where they can be the hero again. Where they can be the center of attention with no sidekicks or some kind of ethic liaison to Shield or any crap like that.

Marvel please give them the heroes they deserve. The heroes they need so they can stop feeling left out. This way Lil Tommy and Lil Jane can look at the big screen and see themselves.

Guest Columnist

Malik Jackson



Coming To Netflix Canada In May

Some of the highlights coming in May is War Machine starring Brad Pitt

Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie


Other shows coming to Netflix Canada The Last Kingdom, Master Of None, Bloodline, F is for Family, Umbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Original comedies Maria Banford: Old Baby, Simplemente Many NNa. Norm Macdonald: Hitler’s Dog, Gossip & Trickery, Tracy Morgan: Staying Alive, Hasan Minhag: Homecoming King and Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust

Among some other highlights, Denial, Deepwater Horizon, Role Models, MMXXL, Moonlight, Silver Linings Playbook, San Andreas, The Eagle Huntress, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Girl With All The Gifts, Marvel’s Doctor Strange and Chappie

Source: Netflix

Deadpool The Musical

Okay I am a little late seeing this and passing it on so I am hoping you have not seen this awesome Deadpool Musical.  The musical is a parody of the Beauty and the Beast “Gaston” song. Right? I think it is that what it says on the Youtube page.

Oh hell it doesn’t matter just have fun watching it. A lot of time and love went into this production and it really, really shows.

Directed/Edited by Julian Higgins (

Executive Producer – Michael Parker
Producers – Julian Higgins, Brian Danner, Paul Bianchi

Written by Paul Bianchi
Concept by Michael Parker and Julian Higgins

Director of Photography: Pierce Cook (

Production Designer: Paul Bianchi
Art Director: Jo Crandall

Wardrobe Supervisor: Bridget Desjarlais

Stunt Coordinator and Fight Choreographer: Brian Danner

Source: YouTube, Zamurai Productions, LLC

Actual Old Man Logan

The people over at The Warp Zone gives us their newest parody and it is old man Logan. Wolverine takes on Father Time and finds him to be one of toughest opponents.  Logan is trapped in a old folks home and spends his time trying to escape. Loving tapioca pudding and talking about the old days.

It’s a fun short and I got a few giggles watching it. I hope you like it also.

Source: Geektyrant, YouTube, The Warp Zone

Fan-O-Rama: A Futurama Fan Film

A while back you may have seen the trailer for a fan made short film about Futurama.  Well gang the full film is out and it is extraordinary bizarre. I mean that in a good way. Seeing cast of Fry, Leela, The Professor, Bender and the rest of the Planet Express gang live is weird. The whole thing was wonderful to see but also disturbing. I mean come on seeing that wrinkly face of The Professor was more creepy than seeing Leela. la-1469114251-snap-photo





The film has taken about 2 years to make but filmmaker Dan Lanigan does a great job of bring the film, written by Dan Lanigan, Andy Klimczak
Kody Frederick to life. The whole production team show be awarded for a fantastic job.

Don’t forget to watch until the end. The hypnotoad commands it.

Source: YouTube


Arrow, Catching Up, and General-ness…

Hey Poppers,

I couldn’t think of a featured image, I just read what I wrote, the part down there, that you haven’t read yet, unless you skipped ahead, but I bet you didn’t, I trust you. Anyway, that picture of 3PO and R2 in a Tim Burton movie about bad dreams before Jesus’s birthday was the best I could come up with. So good luck, and enjoy, but mostly good luck. The Batman vs Superman trailer!!

Wow, I have been so busy lately I have not been able to blog, but here I am so let’s jump right in. I got Instagram, it’s okay.And I changed my name on twitter to batteryrunheart. Because my heart is literally run by a battery. No joke, I have a pacemaker, it’s one step down from an arc reactor. No big. Also I am now a registered apprentice, becoming a Parts Technician. It’s a three year program, but I have set myself up to have my ticket by next summer. And yes, apprentice like in Star Wars, again no big.


So, also I got my wife rather pregnant, so yeah. We can now move onto four person cosplays. Yes, that is where my mind immediately goes.

arrow starwars

Also, Whovians, if you want an idea of how overwhelming it is to find out you will be a dad again, please see the below picture.


Next I got bit by a spider! And I think it may have been radioactive.

spider bite

And lastly I have been working on my third and last book in the Fantom Fury trilogy. (cause the “tri” in “trilogy” means three, so my third, and therefore…. last….. book) So, there you have it my excuses for not being able to blog. (Please see radio style segway below… Remember I mentioned my books like one second ago?)


Yes, I met CAITY LOTZ!!!!! at EEK fest. She was super nice and she is so gorgeous. It was awesome to be face to face with Miss Sara Lance. And yes, that is a copy of my first book signed by her. It was so cool. Also I met someone else ladies and gents, he’s on the Arrow, not a huge part of the show, but certainly notable. (Please refer to picture below.)


HA! Gotcha!! It’s Stephen Amell! and he’s the main character. Get it? It was a joke when I said that he wasn’t a huge part of the show. Cause he is! Get it? Anyway, yeah I totally met him in a bathroom. Dressed as the Arrow. It was the coolest thing ever. He was really nice and I told him he was a big fan. And at his panel I asked him if he was going to use his island wig to playing Casey Jones. If you don’t know of the island wig on Arrow, it’s worth a quick google search. If you don’t know who Casey Jones is why are you reading this, seriously all the references must be going over your head. Star Wars, and yes I made that Star Wars picture in paint, Arrow,  Doctor Who, Spiderman. I mean if you’ve made it this far and didn’t get at least eighty percent of the references I applaud you, seriously. Nice job dude. And yes I call guys and girls both dude. Just so you know I wasn’t leaving anyone out. Anyway, what was I going to say? Oh yeah, even if you get every reference and you are still reading, thank you. I just go, I literally type whatever is in my head, I’m hungry, and hit publish. And if you are willing to use your precious time reading that, well that, well it just warms my heart. Thanks guys! Anyway, as we all know it has been nerd overload lately. The Batman vs Superman trailer. Oh man! I am so stoked!!!!!! Seriously it has been playing on repeat in my head since I watched it. What else, Suicide Squad, Batman vs Superman, Deadpool, um what else, oh yeah, Batman vs Superman. X Men, Batman vs Superman is worth mentioning, Star Wars is coming up, that Batman vs Superman trailer was really good. Ant-Man will be out soon, maybe they’ll play that Batman vs Superman trailer during the pre-show. I saw Terminator which I loved. The Batman vs Superman trailer. Oh! Arrow started filming. BvS. Flash is gonna be on Season Two. Dawn of Justice. Legends of Tomorrow which looks so cool, and I love that they are using Rory to travel through time. I mean what a cool thing to do, and yes I called him Rory. Because to me that’s who he is. Rory, Amy, Doctor. I guess now it’s Rip, Nebula and Skynet. Sniffle. They grow up so fast!!! Yeah, so it has been an overload, which I can handle. I mean I got that spider bite and I have a one-step-down-from-an-arc-reactor-pacemaker. Sorry for any spoilers. And sorry I mentioned that trailer, (Batman vs Superman Dawn of Justice) so many times, it’s just that, how can I put this,


Anyway, back to meeting Stephen and Caity, yeah, we’re on a first name basis, no big. They were so awesome and down to earth. No, noses in the air, no one was below them. They were both so nice, and so cool, and you know what? Whoever said don’t meet your heroes can go poop their pants!

Anyway, it’s been a slice, hit me up on IG and twitter, I follow back and I’m not quite as crazy, 140 characters and 1000 words, get it? cause a picture is worth a thousand words, and on Instagram you post pictures. Anyway, I’m allowed to make terrible jokes, I’m a dad. Puns, just for funs.

Bye bye

Oh yeah I couldn’t find a way to fit this in, but it’s so awesome so here:


K seriously bye.