The Emoji Movie

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Folks, I’m not sure what to think of this movie yet. HOWEVER, I just learned today that it appears Patrick Stewart will be doing some voice work in it so the premise just became a bit more interesting.

If you’ve ever seen American dad or the Simpsons(Who hasn’t really?) you know Patrick Stewart has done some very funny voice over work .The Film also stars Steven Wright ,T.J Miller and James Corden.

Oh, and Patrick Stewart plays fecal matter….poop….yes…world renowned stage actor…..playing a turd. How can I not see this now?

Release date is Aug.4th /2017

Logan:Trailer 2

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I think this will end up being the best Wolverine movie of them all. I really do.I would suspect the folks from FOX are kicking their ass for not doing an R rated version of Wolverine before.

We get a much better look at X-23(Dafne Keen) and how much of a bad ass she really is .I suspect if this movie is a success you’ll see her getting a solo movie of her own which is why I think she is front and centre in this trailer. I have mentioned this before, but Patrick Steward and Hugh Jackman have such great chemistry I can’t see how this can be a critical failure. I also suspect it’s Patrick Stewart’s last part in the X-universe also…..

If Hugh Jackman decides to not play Logan again(I personally hope Ryan Reynolds talks him into a Deadpool/Logan movie)this should be a strong movie to go out on.I think after a few tosses in the money pile he’ll sign on though.

Logan is scheduled for release on Mar.13th

There, There snowflake.No one’s going to scare you anymore.

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Well, Well, This is a disappointment.(Lifts symbolic bat).It appears some people got upset at the season premiere of The Walking Dead this year. Did you read the comics? Did you hear through the grapevine what happened? Did you think they were going to water down the most iconic scene in the history of the comic? No…Then what the fuck did you think was going to happen?(points bat).

That feeling of upset snowflakes caused the show runners to make some changes….to tone it to fuck down(shakes head).It must have a taken a whole bunch of white…. precious little snowflakes to get their attention.(smiles)

Gale Hurd wanted to confirm that the show” is not torture porn”. It’s not Gale. It’s really not. However, there was a sense that Negan was this hip bad ass that everyone was supposed to like…..and I don’t think they do anymore. No, No, sir I do not think they do at all. They now have a strong sense of respect, fear and caution with Negan that they did not have before. There are fucking rules…..and they need to follow those rules….

Lucille is an instrument of fear. She is a lesson teacher. She is the law. If you cannot handle the punishment for not following those rules then you should just continue to melt snowflake. I am fucking embarrassed that the show runners CHOSE to tuck tail on this issue(taps bat to ground)…..yes I am.

Thanks Variety for this fucking story….you followed the rules.

‘The Walking Dead’ Producers Toned Down Violence After Season Premiere Backlash

New Arrow Trailer

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This should have been the original trailer they released, instead of the spoiler filled one that they did .You can see the tension is ramped up in this trailer as Oliver tries to come to terms with what he saw at the end of first half of the season. Some spoilers here if you are not caught up, so be warned. It also appears Canaries waterfront statue just was not meant for the Arrow universe.

The first half of the season was quite good(Hi John!!), and I’ve read it’s been picked up for a 6th season. Season starts up again Jan.25th

M. Night Shyamalan would like to do an episode of Stranger things

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…..and I really don’t have a problem with it. Unknown to me, until reading a delightful article from whom I’m giving inspiration  for this  at the end ….not now…at the end, Stranger Things creators the Duffer Brothers did some work on his series “Wayward Pines”.

Seems he would not mind returning the favor. I’ve always been of the mind that M. Night (referenced henceforth as that)got a lot more grief then he deserved for the movies he made. I don’t think anything he did was ever going to top the cool surprise at the end of The Sixth Sense in 1999.I found his movies unique and quirky. Guess what? I also find Stranger things unique and quirky, so I think they would mesh together very well.

Stranger Things returns sometime is 2017.Paul Reiser (Don’t laugh, he played a pretty good baddy in Aliens remember?)and Sean Astin will be joining the cast this time around.I’d pay a couple of extra bucks to Netflix if they can work “Mr.Frodo” somewhere into that script.

Inspiration for this article(told you it was coming) from the stranger things at Digital Spy.

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/stranger-things/feature/a814392/stranger-things-season-2-on-netflix-air-date-cast-episodes-trailer-soundtrack-theories/

 

The Discovery

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What if there was life after death? What if it was empirically confirmed? No more doubts…no more questions. There is a ” here after”. What would happen then? Would you want to see people on the other side so badly……you’d want to die to get there?

A new film premiering on Netflix answers just those questions. Not just a new film. A new Robert Redford  film. The trailer looks very enticing.I find it very hard to see Jason Siegel in a serious role but would be willing to give it a try.

Premieres March 31rst on Netflix. Trailer Below.

 

Ransom:TV series

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Watched the first two episodes of this over the last week and I think I’ll continue watching it…….for now. The basic synopsis for the show is Eric Beaumont(Luke Roberts) is a hostage and crisis negotiator. He and his team travel the globe not as law enforcement officials, but as “negotiators for hire” who get the call when folks would rather not have the police involved.

I found the second episode better than the first which is always a good sign for me. To me, there are obvious (and surreal) comparisons to CBS’s juggernaut “Criminal Minds”. Some of them are more blatant than others.(They basically outright try to copy the playful relationship between characters Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan right down to the geeky glasses and playful flirting).

I have yet to have seen Luke Roberts in anything and he’s actually quite a good actor from what I have seen so far. The rest of the cast has a few stand outs. Actress Nazneen Contractor(playing Zara Hallam) is a great character actor who I have seen in a few shows.

They have already began some interesting subplots and  I thought the idea for the episode 2 script was pretty original(minus the house switch. You know, the old “We think the victim is in one house and about to be saved, and she’s actually in another?”. Overall , I’ll probably give the first 10 episodes a look and go from there.

They really do have to stay away from the Criminal Minds clone trap though, and make it more clear they are not law enforcement. Because they sure did get treated as law enforcement a few times. It made the story work…..but made no sense.

Trailer below.Thanks Youtube..you complete me